POOR OLD FOOL” THOUGHT THE WELL-DRESSED GENTLEMAN AS HE WATCHED AN OLD MAN FISH IN A PUDDLE OUTSIDE A PUB.
SO HE INVITED THE OLD MAN INSIDE FOR A DRINK.

AS THEY SIPPED THEIR WHISKEYS, THE GENTLEMAN THOUGHT HE’D HUMOR THE OLD MAN AND ASKED,
“SO HOW MANY HAVE YOU CAUGHT TODAY?”
THE OLD MAN REPLIED,
“YOU’RE THE EIGHTH.”